Shaving Cream (new song version)

And now my new version:

I have a big boast to make here
It might make you envy a bit
But, while I was on chemo
I had no hair in my arm pits

Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll be always look keen

But now its been weeks since treatment
My hair is growing a bit
I find I must grab a razor
And shave those hairy arm pits

Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

Oh but I'm starting radiation
And they have told I must quit
I can no loooonger
Shave those darn arm pits

Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

While not shaving pits is bad
There is something else I can't
It's hard for me to believe
But there will be no deodorant

Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

So while radiation is needed
And I'm doing it to get welly
I'm afraid while going through it
I'm going to be hairy and smelly

Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

But wait not all is lost
I look down without delay
Quick grab a sharp razor
And shave those damned hairy legs

Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always look keen

And again I might face chemo
It won't all be so bad
I'll once again be hairless
And so I'll try not to be so sad

Shaving cream be nice and clean
Shave everyday and you'll always be keen