Monday, December 20, 2010

My Tribute to the Holidays

Sing to "I'd like to buy the world a coke" melody:


I'd Like to Give the World a Xanax
I'd like to give Xanax a home and furnish it with love,
Grow apple trees and honey bees, and snow white turtle doves.
I'd like for everyone to float and sing in perfect harmony,
I'd like to Give the world a Xanax and keep it company.

It's the real thing, Xanax is what the world needs today.

Yes I know as wrong as it is, I'm a HUGE fan of Xanax. Xanax has saved my sanity through this ordeal. And yes, just like anything, it is bad if it is abused. I haven't taken any in a number of weeks now. But, it is comfort in a bottle just knowing I have it at hand.

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