Random Profile Question of the Day #3

I am failing miserably at doing this daily. Missed yesterday.

Question:
All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?

Answer:

What? How can the numbers fall out of your address book? AND if they all did fall out, well, you wouldn't be looking for anyone's phone number because it would be futile. You wouldn't be able to look for anyone's phone number because they all fell out!

They might as well have asked if you lost your phone book whose number do you look up first and why. But, look where? you lost your phone book.

If you lose your phone book, you're fucked. If all the numbers fall out of it, you're stoned.